We made some clothes.
You might like them.
Or not.

Nonchalant apparel for try-hards in denial.

If you care that much... here.

Days

Hours

Minutes

Seconds

Until we pretend to care about your order

Drop 0

Barely™ Tee

€39

The most basic thing we could think of. Somehow it's still cool.

Barely™ Hoodie

€69

Comfortable. Warm. Heavy. You know you want it.

Barely™ Zip Hoodie

€89

For when you want to look like you tried, but not too hard.

Whatever

Look, we're not saying we're special. We're just saying we made some clothes and somehow people want to buy them. Maybe it's the irony. Maybe it's the fact that we don't care if you buy them or not. Maybe it's because we're all just try-hards in denial.

Pieces we barely made

∞

Fucks we don't give

Crown we love

Our Philosophy

Humble Flexing

We know we're good, but we pretend we don't care. It's an art form.

😐

Deadpan Delivery

Everything we do is delivered with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee.

🤷

Effortless Cool

We put in maximum effort to look like we put in minimum effort.

😒

Deadpan Excellence

We're excellent at being unimpressed. It's our superpower.

Questions we're tired of answering

When is the next drop?

When we feel like it. Maybe never. We'll see.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, but we're not responsible if it gets lost. We barely care about domestic orders.

What's the return policy?

You bought it, you own it. We'll try to help you if you're a try-hard.

Are you restocking?

Probably not. We made what we made. Deal with it.

We made some clothes.You might like them.Or not.

If you care that much... here.

Drop 0

Barely™ Tee

Barely™ Hoodie

Barely™ Zip Hoodie

Whatever

Our Philosophy

Humble Flexing

Deadpan Delivery

Effortless Cool

Deadpan Excellence

Questions we're tired of answering

When is the next drop?

Do you ship internationally?

What's the return policy?

Are you restocking?

Whatever

Contact

One per customer

You found the secret.

We made some clothes.
You might like them.
Or not.