Terms of Service

Acceptance of Terms

By using our website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, don't use our website. We're not forcing you to be here.

Products and Services

We sell overpriced clothes with our logo on them. That's basically it. We're not promising they'll make you cooler, but they might.

• All products are sold "as is" (we're not making any promises about quality)
• Prices are subject to change (we might raise them just because we can)
• We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone (especially people who are too enthusiastic)
• Product availability is not guaranteed (we make what we make, deal with it)

Orders and Payment

When you place an order:

• You're agreeing to pay the listed price (no haggling, we're not a flea market)
• Payment is processed by a third party (we don't handle your money, we're not that responsible)
• Orders are processed when we feel like it (we'll try to be quick, but no promises)
• We'll send you confirmation emails (if you care about that sort of thing)

Shipping and Delivery

We ship stuff when we get around to it:

• Shipping times are estimates (we're not Amazon, we don't have drones)
• We're not responsible for shipping delays (blame the postal service)
• International shipping available (but we're not responsible if it gets lost)
• Tracking numbers provided when available (if we remember to include them)

Returns and Refunds

Our return policy is simple: you bought it, you own it. We're not a charity.

• No returns unless the item is defective (and even then, we'll be skeptical)
• No refunds for buyer's remorse (we're not your therapist)
• If we sent you the wrong item, we'll fix it (but we'll be annoyed about it)
• All sales are final (we mean it this time)

Intellectual Property

Our stuff is our stuff:

• All content on this website is ours (or we stole it from someone else)
• Don't copy our designs (we barely have any original ideas as it is)
• Our logo and brand are protected (we worked hard on that crown emoji)
• If you steal our stuff, we'll be annoyed (but probably won't do anything about it)

Limitation of Liability

We're not responsible for much:

• We're not liable for any damages (we barely make any money as it is)
• We don't guarantee our website will always work (we're not tech geniuses)
• We're not responsible for your happiness (that's your problem)
• Our liability is limited to the amount you paid us (which isn't much)

Privacy

We barely collect any data, but what we do collect is covered by our Privacy Policy. Read it if you care about that sort of thing.

Changes to Terms

We might change these terms whenever we feel like it. We'll post the changes here and maybe send you an email if we remember to.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of wherever we're based (we're not sure where that is). If you have a problem with us, take it up with the courts (we probably won't show up).