Terms of Service

Acceptance of Terms

By using our website, you agree to these terms. If you don't agree, don't use our website. We're not forcing you to be here.

Products and Services

We sell overpriced clothes with our logo on them. That's basically it. We're not promising they'll make you cooler, but they might.

• All products are sold "as is" (we're not making any promises about quality)
• Prices are subject to change (we might raise them just because we can)
• We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone (especially people who are too enthusiastic)
• Product availability is not guaranteed (we make what we make, deal with it)

Orders and Payment

When you place an order:

• You're agreeing to pay the listed price (no haggling, we're not a flea market)
• Payment is processed by a third party (we don't handle your money, we're not that responsible)
• Orders are processed when we feel like it (we'll try to be quick, but no promises)
• We'll send you confirmation emails (if you care about that sort of thing)

Shipping and Delivery

Oh, you thought this would arrive quickly? How adorable.

When pre-orders are opened, please allow additional time for production and shipping to be completed. Wait times may vary between 4-9 weeks because apparently we're perfectionists now. Delays are more common when placing a pre-order because we barely planned this out. If we surpass the estimated time, you may request a refund (and we might actually give it to you, we're feeling generous).

We do our best to send out all orders in a timely manner, but "timely" is relative. Once an order has been processed, it cannot be modified or canceled because we're not running a customer service department here.

• Pre-orders take 4-9 weeks (we're making it fresh, just for you)
• Standard orders ship when we feel like it (usually within a few days)
• International customers may be subject to duties and fees, which are completely out of our control (we can't even control our own shipping times)
• We cannot cover customs fees and have no way of calculating them beforehand (check with your local customs office if you care that much)
• We're not liable for packages that are lost or stolen during shipment (once it's with the postal provider, it's their problem)
• If your package is marked as delivered but you haven't received it, please open an investigation with your carrier (not us)
• Tracking numbers provided when we remember (which is most of the time)

Returns and Refunds

Listen up, because we're only saying this once. All sales are final. No refunds, returns, or exchanges are permitted. Please refer to our size chart if you are unsure about fit (spoiler alert: we don't actually have a size chart, figure it out yourself).

If you receive a defective or wrong product, contact us within 14 days of the delivery date and we'll either replace or refund your item. But honestly, we'll probably just pretend we didn't see your email for a while.

• All sales are final (we can't stress this enough)
• No returns unless the item is actually defective (we mean ACTUALLY defective, not "I don't like how it looks on me")
• No refunds for buyer's remorse (we're not your therapist, and we warned you)
• If we sent you the wrong item, we'll begrudgingly fix it (but we'll be annoyed about it)
• You have 14 days to complain about defective items (after that, you're stuck with it)

Intellectual Property

Our stuff is our stuff:

• All content on this website is ours (or we stole it from someone else)
• Don't copy our designs (we barely have any original ideas as it is)
• Our logo and brand are protected (we worked hard on that crown emoji)
• If you steal our stuff, we'll be annoyed (but probably won't do anything about it)

Limitation of Liability

We're not responsible for much:

• We're not liable for any damages (we barely make any money as it is)
• We don't guarantee our website will always work (we're not tech geniuses)
• We're not responsible for your happiness (that's your problem)
• Our liability is limited to the amount you paid us (which isn't much)

Privacy

We barely collect any data, but what we do collect is covered by our Privacy Policy. Read it if you care about that sort of thing.

Changes to Terms

We might change these terms whenever we feel like it. We'll post the changes here and maybe send you an email if we remember to.

Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of wherever we're based (we're not sure where that is). If you have a problem with us, take it up with the courts (we probably won't show up).