Not for you — Barely™

How we barely became a thing

2023 - We had an idea

Someone said "let's make clothes" and we were like "sure, whatever." We didn't even have a business plan. Still don't.
2023 - We made a logo

Just typed "Barely" in a font we found online. Added a crown because why not. The dot in the ® is clickable. You probably already found that.
2024 - We made clothes

Three pieces. That's it. A tee, a hoodie, and a zip hoodie. We could have made more, but we didn't feel like it.
2024 - People started buying

This was unexpected. We thought maybe 10 people would care. Turns out there are more try-hards in denial than we thought.
Now - You're reading this

Which means you either really care about our story or you're procrastinating on something important. Both are valid.

Meet the team

No one important

Designer

Probably overthinking this

Developer

Definitely overthinking this

Marketing

Pretending to care

CEO

Same person as above

Pre-order Drop 1

This is a secret pre-order for Drop 1. If you know, you know.
(Password required. Only the truly nonchalant get in.)

Welcome to the Nonchalant Club

You made it. You’re one of the few who actually care enough to not care.

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