Probably not. We made what we made. Limited quantities make everything more desirable.

What sizes do you offer?

We offer sizes S, M, L, XL, and 2XL for most products. Check individual product pages for specific size charts and measurements.

How long does shipping take?

Pre-order items take 4-9 weeks to ship because we're making them fresh. In-stock items ship within 3-5 business days.

Barely™ — Nonchalant apparel for try-hards in denial

Q: When is the next drop?

When we feel like it. Maybe never. We'll see. Check our countdown timer on the homepage for the next scheduled drop.

Q: Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we ship internationally. However, we're not responsible if packages get lost. We barely care about domestic orders.

Q: What's the return policy?

You bought it, you own it. We'll try to help you if there's a genuine issue, but we're selective about returns.

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Barely™ minimalist t-shirt front view - premium cotton blend tee

Barely™ Tee

€15.99

The most basic thing we could think of. Somehow it's still cool.

Barely™ heavyweight hoodie front view - premium streetwear hoodie

Barely™ Hoodie

€49.99

Comfortable. Warm. Heavy. You know you want it.

Barely™ zip-up hoodie front view - premium zip hoodie streetwear

Barely™ Zip Hoodie

€49.99

For when you want to look like you tried, but not too hard.

Barely™ Sweatpants

€23.99

Because jeans are too ambitious. Elasticated excellence for maximum couch productivity.

Barely™ crewneck sweatshirt front view - premium heavyweight cotton blend

Barely™ Sweatshirt

€24.99

A hug you can wear. Technically a sweatshirt, emotionally a personality.

Barely™ Sports Mesh Tee

€16.99

For when you want to look athletic while doing absolutely nothing. Breathes better than you.

Need something without our logo?

Because apparently some people want blank things. Whatever.

Shop Blanks

Whatever

Look, we're not saying we're special. We're just saying we made some clothes and somehow people want to buy them. Maybe it's the irony. Maybe it's the fact that we don't care if you buy them or not. Maybe it's because we're all just try-hards in denial.

Pieces we barely made

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Fucks we don't give

Crown we love

Our Philosophy

Humble Flexing

We know we're good, but we pretend we don't care. It's an art form.

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Deadpan Delivery

Everything we do is delivered with the enthusiasm of a DMV employee.

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Effortless Cool

We put in maximum effort to look like we put in minimum effort.

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Deadpan Excellence

We're excellent at being unimpressed. It's our superpower.

Questions we're tired of answering

When is the next drop?

When we feel like it. Maybe never. We'll see.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, but we're not responsible if it gets lost. We barely care about domestic orders.

What's the return policy?

You bought it, you own it. We'll try to help you if you're a try-hard.

Are you restocking?

Probably not. We made what we made. Deal with it.

We made some clothes.
You might like them.
Or not.

If you care that much... here.